No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2016 Statement
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming
Outgoing
Description
Value
Description
Value
--
0
256 GB ECC RAM box
0.83568442
Total
0
Total
0.83568442
S.NSA assets
Account
01.11.2016
Net change
30.11.2016
Cash
437.49727779
0.83568442
436.66159337
Tangibles
13.63795811
0.0
13.63795811
Intangibles and goodwill
21.6248491
0.83568442
22.46053352
Total assets
472.76008500
S.NSA liabilities
Account
01.11.2016
Net change
30.11.2016
Shareholder equity
472.76008500
0
472.76008500
Total liabilities
472.76008500
S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.
S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.
S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :
#
Fingerprint
Shares
BTC
Par
1
17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7
3`315`952
331.5952
1
2
6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
1`421`122
142.1122
1
T
4`737`074
473.7074
1
Miscellaneous
As expected, FUCKGOATS became available to order during November, in a very technical interpretation of "November".
Our first batch sold out within about an hour and a half of it being announced, which is a pretty good result I'd think.i We are of course working on preparing a second batch, just as we're working on assembling and delivering the first one.ii
We're very grateful for your business, folks, and remember - buying FUCKGOATS not only puts a dent in the enemy grin, but it also helps the right kind of NSA stay in business.
———Because of the bizarre timing, the actual sales will figure in the report for December, however, which is to say the next one. [↩]The parts made it, and first tests show them working fine ; we're drawing around 50kbps of entropy of a 7.999997 bits to the byte sort of quality.
We're currently expecting to start shipping 1st batch orders somewhere around the 15th ; and 2nd batch orders in January. [↩]
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Category: S.NSA
Wednesday, 07 December, Year 8 d.Tr.