No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2016 Statement

S.NSA incoming and outgoing

Incoming

Outgoing

Description

Value

Description

Value

--

0

256 GB ECC RAM box

0.83568442

Total

0

Total

0.83568442

S.NSA assets

Account

01.11.2016

Net change

30.11.2016

Cash

437.49727779

0.83568442

436.66159337

Tangibles

13.63795811

0.0

13.63795811

Intangibles and goodwill

21.6248491

0.83568442

22.46053352

Total assets

472.76008500

S.NSA liabilities

Account

01.11.2016

Net change

30.11.2016

Shareholder equity

472.76008500

0

472.76008500

Total liabilities

472.76008500

S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC.

S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

#

Fingerprint

Shares

BTC

Par

1

17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7

3`315`952

331.5952

1

2

6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452

1`421`122

142.1122

1

T

4`737`074

473.7074

1

Miscellaneous

As expected, FUCKGOATS became available to order during November, in a very technical interpretation of "November".

Our first batch sold out within about an hour and a half of it being announced, which is a pretty good result I'd think.i We are of course working on preparing a second batch, just as we're working on assembling and delivering the first one.ii

We're very grateful for your business, folks, and remember - buying FUCKGOATS not only puts a dent in the enemy grin, but it also helps the right kind of NSA stay in business.

———Because of the bizarre timing, the actual sales will figure in the report for December, however, which is to say the next one. [↩]The parts made it, and first tests show them working fine ; we're drawing around 50kbps of entropy of a 7.999997 bits to the byte sort of quality.

We're currently expecting to start shipping 1st batch orders somewhere around the 15th ; and 2nd batch orders in January. [↩]

« Memoranda and shit, like 1800s high diplomacy!

Sad times in the Fiat Empire - apparently you can't give the dollar away these days. »

Category: S.NSA

Wednesday, 07 December, Year 8 d.Tr.

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