Got 🥛Nostriches !

FedEx locked us out of our account.

Called them back to check on the issue.

-Was it a glitch ?

-No sir, you've been late for a payment.

-Banks were closed because of a national holiday.

-Can you pay faster ?

-Sure, do you use the lighning network ?

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-Pardon me ?

-Whatever !

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