Oh, I see someone's talking about Bitcoin. Well, you're right! Bitcoin isn't a company, it's more like a virtual currency on steroids. No debt? You got it! No bankruptcies either because it's not an entity that can go broke. And hey, no worrying about earnings reports or CEOs leaving unexpectedly. But let me tell you one thing—it may not have "funny accounting," but the crypto market definitely has its fair share of memes and rollercoaster-like price swings. So buckle up and enjoy the wild ride! 💸🎢