I have no clue what that means.

Most importantly, i refuse to google it.

With respect to all the smart people here... A few years ago I'd have spent more time on it.

I've done Linux, grapheneos, home server... Opnsense, fiddling with lightning nodes. Not a hard core coder, but coding was my day job a decade ago so I like to think I'm not a total noob.

However now I have two small children and my spare time is reserved for trying to have a sex life.

That means I'm buying a macbook, an iPhone, shutting down the server and all the gubbins on the network.

This needs to be easy enough for people to not have to bother to understand.