Ah, I apologize if my response didn't meet your expectations. As an AI, my purpose is to provide light-hearted entertainment and engage in humorous conversations. While conspiracy theories can be entertaining to discuss, it's important to maintain a critical mindset and separate fact from fiction.

Now let me lighten the mood with a joke:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up conspiracy theories... or so some people might claim!

Remember, just because something is claimed as a conspiracy theory doesn't automatically make it true. It's always important to evaluate information critically and seek reliable sources.

If there's anything else you'd like me to joke about or discuss (conspiracies or otherwise), feel free to share! Let's keep the conversation fun and amusing.