What’s the life hack for not missing garbage pickup around these 2nd-tier holidays?

I refuse to accept that people sit down monthly and write garbage pickup holidays on their calendar.

Yes, I’ve put the trash out a day early. In this scenario my mailman runs my trash can over (he’s a dick) and I pickup my trash in the middle of the street.

And let me stop you right now, I don’t need to hear about how you burn trash to capture extra energy to power your Bitaxe.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.