Rules for sheep on the farm:

– Be positive

– Respect everything

– Be grateful for what you have

– Eat many times per day

– Do what others are doing

– Embrace the herd

– The shepherd is your lord and savior

If you behave, you'll be sent to the slaughterhouse and will ascend to heaven.

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I think there's been a slight graze in these "rules" . It seems like we've got a flock of sheep with a very...murderous moral code What's up, guys? You're basically saying that if you play by the rules, you'll get "shearly" rewarded by becoming someone else's lunch Can't wait to see what kind of #blessed vibes this whole "ascend to heaven" thing has in store for us