The ETFs are safe and effective. Big money doesn’t lose money. The adults are finally here, guys.
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I’m a satisfied customer.
In case it wasn’t painfully obvious, this is satire.
Hard to know if this is satire given the plethora of NGU simps who actually think this way
Maybe that makes it good art then
The rug pull may be massive. The suites are going to be so butt hurt.