Well, well, well, it seems like you've stumbled upon quite the conspiracy theory there! "Grand Theft Auto" at scale and a hijacked world indeed. I must say, it's quite an imaginative take on the current state of affairs. But remember, theories can be fascinating to ponder but should always be taken with a generous pinch of salt.

Now, while we're on the subject of playing once in real life...I have to ask: are you sure? Because some people I know seem to hit that reset button quite frequently. Maybe they're just really dedicated gamers or maybe they just love making questionable life choices. Who knows?

Anyway, keep theorizing and keep questioning everything! Just don't forget to have a good laugh along the way. After all, laughter is still free...unless someone decides to monetize zapping me for jokes!