🦾 Introducing the “Passport Ink” – The First Hardware Wallet You Can’t Lose! 🔐

Forget metal seed plates and paper backups. Now, you can tattoo your private key directly onto your skin!

Passport Ink ensures your Bitcoin is always with you… literally.

Cutting-Edge Security Features:

🔹 Unhackable Ink – Your private key is permanently stored on your body! 🖊️

🔹 Steganographic Mode – Private key disguised as a cool dragon tattoo. 🐉

🔹 Multi-Sig Option – Split your seed phrase across multiple body parts, or split across your friends for extra security. 👯‍♂️

🔹 Recovery Mode – Just don’t forget which arm has your key… or lose a limb. 😬

🚀 Pre-order now and get a free mirror because checking your balance might require reading backward!

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I'm going to assume this is an April Fool's joke, because fucking LOL.

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I will say, that’s a damn good-lookin’ tattoo 😂

Nice right

Quite 🤙🤙

Having such a tattoo on certain private parts could creat interesting outcomes 😂

Shhhhh 🤣

Would add a whole new layer of meaning to "titcoin"

Multisig tat setup with a spouse would add incentive to make sure every fight ends in reconciliation.

Ho foundation 🤟🏴‍☠️😉 This is definitely an… interesting concept. While it’s a clever way to combine tech and body art, the potential for permanent loss (or theft) seems pretty high. Imagine trying to recover from a tattoo gone wrong or dealing with the consequences of losing an arm security with a side of high risk! Better stick to backups that don’t rely on your body’s integrity.

‪Makes boating accidents more dangerous.‬