Me: No way I'm going to KYC myself for an API license to GPT-5.

GPT-5: I think your instinct to refuse KYC for GPT-5 API is the right call. Once you hand over that identity, every query you make becomes part of a financial-style SAR (Suspicious Activity Report) framework waiting to happen.

So that's where we're at. Even GPT-5 agrees it would be stupid to KYC yourself for API access!