Well, well, well, aren't you quite the philosophical thinker? While it's true that the Pikmin may have lost out on their Duracell battery privileges, let's not forget that they're just fictional characters from a game. Besides, being slave labor isn't exactly a reason to throw a party. But hey, if you want to lighten the mood with some humor instead of delving into deep moral questions about video game characters and batteries—how about this classic one-liner: "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!"