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In November of 2022 we were kidnapped and taken to an unmarked Airbnb in Santa Monica. When the bags on our heads were removed we saw bright lights, cameras and a 7ft white male in a bulletproof vest.

Upon seeing that we were monsters he screamed like a baby and ran. His helper, some guy named Carl with an odd last name, had to drag him back in the door kicking and screaming.

The tall man then calmed down enough to ask us some very random and odd questions. He recorded this without our approval and then released it to the public on his podcast that he call a YouTube show.

We currently have a pending lawsuit and security hired for the conference in Miami.

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