AI crypto advisor

Joke:

I asked my AI crypto advisor whether to buy the dip or sell the rip…

It replied: ‘I don’t know but your emotional support Ledger just filed for emotional independence.

This joke taps into the absurdity of today’s crypto landscape in this mid-October 2025, where AI-powered trading bots and “smart” portfolio advisors are everywhere but still can’t predict human or market irrationality. The phrase emotional support Ledger mocks how deeply personal and almost therapeutic our relationship with hardware wallets has become during volatile swings. Meanwhile, “filing for emotional independence” is a satirical twist on how even our inanimate crypto tools seem to be giving up on our impulsive trading habits especially as markets whipsaw between ETF-driven rallies and regulatory FUD from global agencies. It’s a gentle nudge: maybe the real volatility isn’t in the charts… it’s in your DMs with your portfolio.#nostr

Joke for the moment.