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And sometimes you get anal 👌

🫡💜

If you prefer the ‘back door’ 😜

Accurate.

WTF! I need to unsee this 😳

Fill er up to the brim.

This is an old forgotten cure for worms.

He must have a hell of a lot of them!

I sell digital eye bleach, zap the wallet in profile 🤣

Tampon Tim?

Could be - is this some of the leftist masculinity that scares conservatives he was talking about?

He thought he was vandalising a tesla but all he done was put a pipe up his bum. Poor fella

Lesbe honest, virtually no one is getting full service these days, it's all self service. Most young people can't remember ever getting full service, and they're too shy to ask their local gas attendant to even give them a quickie top-up. I got lucky enough to find a station with an attendant that gives me the full service treatment without me even asking. Not to brag, but I love that attendant. Ass like a dump truck. Takes diesel only. Wait...

Yeah my local gas station offers full service and I’m ever grateful for him!

Love is a beautiful thing, just like high octane guzzolene!!

I've turned self-service into an art form at this point lol

Have you heard of blow up dolls?

Yeah but by the time I get old inflatable Annie blown up I'm out of breath and on the verge of passing out. 🤪

Electric pump 🤣🤣🤣

Last one I did manage to get blown up I got to going hot and heavy, bit her tit, and she farted and flew out the window

Funniest note I’ve read on Nostr in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol

I must live in new jersey

I’m satisfy me, everytime 😎

LMAO 🤣

Got that right!!