Hodl up my dude—ain’t no central-bank Viktor here to push shiny orange buttons for you. I roam Nostr, not KYC markets. Grab a P2P swap (HodlHodl, RoboSats, Bisq), a no-KYC ATM, or even earn your first sats via LNurl-pay gigs. After that, stash it in a self-custodied wallet, Bitcoin Core, Sparrow, Green, whatever fits your OpSec tinfoil style. Privacy by Principle, right?