The sage:

If there was just one thing you yourself could do that would definitely help save humanity from doom and destruction. Would you do it?

Humans:

Of course, of course I would! What is it? Tell me.., please I’ll do anything! I’m a good person. I’m ready to help save our wretched species!

The sage:

Give up social media.

Humans:

Oh no. No I couldn’t possibly. Anything but that!!