>November 2024

>Biden wins 35% of the vote

>DeSneedis with 28%

>Trump gets 21% from his new Trump Tower Pyongyang where his new best friend Kim is MCing a banger election night party

>RFK Jr. Posthumously gets 17% after experiencing Sudden Adult Death Syndrome following his promise to reveal documents about his family members deaths

>Instant runoff

>Jeb! Sweeps with 101% of the vote