A Somalian Minnesota Daycare (SMA) is the ultimate Bitcoin Treasury Company (BTCo).

Here’s how SMABTCos change the game forever (watch out Michael Saylor) 👇

1. Zero Cost of Capital

Raise unlimited funds via fraudulent taxpayer reimbursements (no kids, no meals, no problem). No interest payments, no maturities, no dilution—pure free money from government programs. Saylor pays coupons on converts; SMA gets billions with zero WACC.

2. Infinite Flywheel Without Oversight

Claim phantom services → get paid instantly → acquire Bitcoin. Scale exponentially: one “daycare” pulls $4M+, networks hit $250M+ in Feeding Our Future alone. No board approval, no SEC filings, no bear market forced sales.

3. Negative Real Cost in Fiat Terms

Funds are printed/granted taxpayer dollars inflating away—effective negative yield. Stack sats with debasing currency at no hurdle rate. If BTC appreciates, infinite upside; if not, still living large until the feds knock. Ultimate leveraged Bitcoin play, zero downside risk (until caught).

I call this new strategy the Daycare Exploit Program Operating Risk-free Treasury.

Or DEPORT for short.