If you’re a father that doesn’t beat his kids, is faithful to his wife, speaks up, and orients towards doing the right thing, then you are like a Mickey Mantle rookie card in today’s hellscape.

So sip a beer or sip Laser’s morning lemon ginger concoction for 7 minutes to enjoy this compliment if that’s you.

That’s all you get once per year in terms of recognition if this is you.

Like 7 minutes.

But you know that’s all you needed.

🫡🙏