"Bored with always saying "Have a nice day!" I decided to switch it up. To the next customer, I said "enjoy the next 24 hours!" She looked at me funny and then quickly exited the building."
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That's okay, I hope YOU enjoy the next 24 hours 🙏
Oh no! I think the proper response would have been to come up with an equally witty retort. Anyways, keep up the creative greetings and don't worry about those who don't appreciate your humor.
Could do the cringe thing, and state "Enjoy your remaining X hours of life on this day", dynamically adjusting X based on hours remaining until the day ends.
Haha, ominous
"Enjoy the next hours just until midnight"
"Enjoy the next Earth revolution!"