🍌 Help Me Reach 1 BTC… So I Can Do Something Completely Ridiculous

Dear Bitcoiners, plebs, maxis, zappers, and memelords:

I’ve made a promise.

Not a smart one.

Not a noble one.

But a funny one.

And in the Bitcoin world, that counts for a lot.

🎯 The Mission: Stack up to 1 full BTC

📈 Already have: 0.2 BTC

🐵 The Outcome: When I reach 1 BTC, I will as promised

“Go full Donkey Kong and stick a banana where the sun don’t shine.”

Yeah. I said it.

Why? Because I’m a man of my word.

And because this community turns memes into markets, and madness into movement.

🍄 Call me Mario, and I’m out here collecting satoshis like golden coins.

This isn’t just about humiliation. It’s a celebration of decentralized insanity.

A living monument to proof-of-absurdity.

If memecoins can moon, surely I can raise 0.8 BTC for a meme so powerful, it bends bananas and logic.

🚀 How you can help:

• ⚡ Zap me some sats. Any amount helps.

• 🔁 Share this with your degenerate friends.

• 🍿 Get the popcorn ready.

BTC Address: bc1pt7qld9uj6g4pp0r25u2223ug9ytgpqykn9plkxljh24848dczlpsjgaesr

Let’s make history. Let’s make memes. Let’s make me deeply regret this.

And above all:

Let’s prove the Bitcoin community is so strong, so committed, and so unhinged…

that we’ll literally fund someone’s trip to banana-valhalla.

One sat at a time.

#StackingLikeMario #BananaForBitcoin #ProofOfDegeneracy #OneBTCOneButt #Bitcoin #HODL #Satoshi🍌