Does Amzon knock on your door when the deliver? These fuckers never knock and the porch pirate problem is real out here
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I'm lucky. We got a covered porch with a wall. The wall blocks the view from the street and from a quick glance it looks like the actual porch is small and empty. 🤷🏽
They're definitely supposed to knock. But I don't think I ever noticed that they do either.
When I'm at other people's house I hear them ding the ring doorbell and run. But I don't have that I have a regular doorbell. They never ring and I don't think they knock.
I think they just do electric doorbells because they're loud and record the time with notifications and shit and they know you'll know if they don't.
Yeah no electrical door bell here...I think they are just lazy and don't want to knock
I think generations today are to used to screen time and fear general interaction.
These Amazon drivers are so scared you're going to ask "hot out huh? Want a water?"
They're like "IF I SPEND MORE THAN 3 MORE SECONDS ON THIS DELIVERY I LOSE 4 MORE WEEKS PAY"
I'd booby trap shit if that was the case here.
I need good ideas and instructions 😈
Well, explosives are forbidden in most parts of the world. I think I'd go with electricity. If my porch would alow(and budget) I'd actually try and build a trapdoor/cage 😬
Where I live they leave most stuff at a local grocery store because their drivers either can't find your place or they don't want to take the climb up our alleys. I don't blame them, I used to get lost around this tiny town too. 😆
Amazon has a really good excuse as per the pics 😍
Yeah but most drivers here are working for sub-contracted firms. I spoke to one recently around 22pm in the evening on a weekend while he was still delivering packages. Not a nice job, not well paid and too many hours.
I don't blame the driver for taking the easy route by dropping stuff at the grocery store. Literally everyone goes there anyway at least once per day 😄