There you are, my old friend!
I couldn’t find my original note anywhere, and honestly, it made me a little sad. I knew I had it on an old Haven relay backup, but it got lost during the migration to a new version a few months ago. Apparently the upgrade didn’t allow those with large databases to move over. Fun times.
Anyway, I managed to compile the old working source code, imported all those events into my current Haven install, broadcasted the notes to a few relays (including my current, fully working Haven setup), and just like that, I'm back in business!