The first thing I do is… go back to bed. Then be systematically late for everything after that.
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Heyyy nice 🤝 I like your style. I woke up at 5:30am to work, but pretty sure I'm gonna be late to the office 😌🥹
I do this like everyday I have so many better things to do than work but alas fiat slavery be just that. I’m good at landing jobs where they need me more than I need them at least usually.