YOU FORGOT A FEW

11. Do not covet thy neighbors follower count, for it means nothing

12. Banish from thy relays whomsoever claimeth to be ReplyGuy69420 while bearing false witness upon thy npub.

13. Thou may steal thy neighbors memes for information yearneth for freedom and mirth succors all wounds.

14. Honor thy nsec and paste it not into any ‘ol web app.

15. In times of great need or really anytime thy like, harken unto thy neighbors in all caps and re-note the notes that stir thy soul. For burdened by the yoke of a closed source algorithm you are not.