"You're cute, what do you do?"
"Oh, I'm on maternity leave, taking care of my kids."
"That's nice! So are you seeing anyone?"
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Bitch I'm not banging even my own man, why the actual fuck would I like to shag literally anybody else👀
Discussion
Did you tell him that?
No. It was under my real name😒
I would have informed him where to go and how to get there.