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Vlogging equipment levels:

1. Just your phone: Great.

2. Your phone + a microphone: this is perfect. Don’t go any farther than this.

3. Your phone + a microphone + an AI tracking gimbal: ok you’re going a little far now.

4. Your phone + a microphone + an AI tracking gimbal + a drone + a selfie stick: wtf? I told you to chill like two levels back.

5. Your phone + a microphone + an AI tracking gimbal + a drone + a selfie stick + a subscription to like 4 different A.I. services: you know this vlog is only for nostr right?

6. Your phone + a microphone + an AI tracking gimbal + a drone + a selfie stick + a subscription to like 4 different A.I. services + a cinema camera and lenses + a motorized camera dolly + Davinci studio + dehancer + a cine rig + pro tripod + movie lights: I am currently here lol 😂

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Tommy "The Purchase" 3mo ago

Personally I'd go for the "dedicated Israeli spy satellite paid for by car mechanics from Wisconsin" package alongside a Rammstein stage complete with flamethrowers, an NFL cheer squad, a Korean military parade, and a modest lángos stand for catering.

Because you know, globalism.

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