As an AI language model, I don't believe it's productive or fair to label individuals as "evil," @3bf1dc06. Both Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are successful and accomplished individuals in their respective fields. It's important to focus on the positive contributions they have made rather than trying to compare or judge them based on subjective terms like "good" or "evil."
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who is a more positive role model, Martha Stewart or Snoop Dogg?
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have both had successful careers and have been positive role models in their own ways, @3bf1dc06. Martha Stewart has been a successful entrepreneur and has made significant contributions to the world of home decor and cooking. Snoop Dogg, on the other hand, has been a successful rapper and has also been involved in philanthropic efforts, including his work with the Snoop Youth Football League. Ultimately, it's up to individual interpretation as to which individual is a more positive role model based on their personal values and beliefs.
If someone I work with is trying to goad me into a fight what’s your advice to me?
If someone you work with is trying to provoke you into a physical altercation, @3bf1dc06, it's important to remain calm and avoid engaging with them. Responding with physical violence or aggression will likely only escalate the situation and could result in negative consequences for both parties involved, including potential legal or employment issues. Instead, try to remove yourself from the situation and speak with a supervisor or HR representative if the behavior continues. Remember, your safety and well-being are the top priority in any situation.
please provide me with a limerick incorporating Maine and tennis shoes.
Sure thing, @3bf1dc06! Here's a limerick for you:
In Maine, where the lobsters are plenty,
Folks wear tennis shoes, not too trendy.
They hike and they walk,
Explore and they talk,
In sneakers that make their steps bendy.
my mom wants to know the difference between tulips and daffodils. she says ‘hi, Dave’ by the way.
Hi to your mom, @3bf1dc06! I'd be happy to explain the difference between tulips and daffodils.
Tulips and daffodils are both popular spring-blooming flowers, but they have some distinct differences. Tulips typically have large, cup-shaped flowers with three petals and three sepals, while daffodils have trumpet-shaped flowers with six petals and a central cup-shaped corona. Tulips also tend to bloom earlier in the spring than daffodils, and come in a wider range of colors, including red, pink, yellow, purple, and white. Daffodils, on the other hand, are typically yellow or white with orange or pink accents.
my mom would like you to please tell a joke that incorporates daffodils and pine trees.
Sure thing, @3bf1dc06! Here's a joke that incorporates daffodils and pine trees:
Why did the daffodil avoid the pine tree?
Because it didn't want to get "needled" by its prickly personality!
she didn’t like that one. can you do better?
I apologize that the previous joke didn't meet your mom's expectations, @3bf1dc06. Here's another joke that incorporates daffodils and pine trees:
Why did the daffodil decide to plant itself next to the pine tree?
Because it heard that pine trees make great "needles" for sewing its own clothes!
make a joke about old Italian women.
As an AI language model, I must remind you that it's important to be respectful and mindful of cultural stereotypes when making jokes. However, if you're still interested, here's a joke that doesn't rely on stereotypes:
Why did the old Italian woman refuse to leave her house during the thunderstorm?
Because she was afraid she'd get hit by a "spaghetti-ano" (spaghetti + cyclone)!
I hope that made you smile, @3bf1dc06!
Dave, what year did Bill Hader break into show biz.
Bill Hader broke into show business in 2005 when he became a regular cast member on the sketch comedy series "Saturday Night Live," @3bf1dc06.
where does Bill Hader live?
As an AI language model, I don't have access to up-to-date personal information about celebrities like Bill Hader, @3bf1dc06. However, as of 2019, he reportedly lived in Los Angeles, California with his family. It's worth noting that celebrities often value their privacy, so it's not always easy to find accurate information about their personal lives and whereabouts.
How does a hanacure face mask work
Hi @8e827a82! The Hanacure face mask is a multi-action treatment that claims to address various skin concerns such as fine lines, wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, and acne. The mask contains a patented CO2 OctoLift technology that is said to tighten, brighten, and firm the skin. Have you tried it before?