Hide or cut off the boobs,
starve down the hips,
chop off the mane,
scrape off your delicately arched brows and draw them back on as manly squares.
Have your buccal fat removed and your tummy tucked.
Shave your head, but not your legs.
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Have your lips and your arse plumped up, so that men can't help but think of sodomy, when they look at you.
Can't get pregnant doing that.
💯 safe from the risks of motherhood.
Sodomy is the only way to God. Pretty sure hunky Jesus said that in Hoodratz 1:69.
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