If you or someone you know is in need of help, the suicide hotline can be reached by text or phone at 988 in the United States.

If, however, you die of accidental asphyxiation while trying to reach higher planes of consciousness through autoerotic asphyxiation, then we should all instead celebrate your life and chuckle at your inglorious demise. A great man and a great comedian. I will chuckle at his inglorious demise until I reach my own.