My Cosby coin has more value than bitcoin because I can trade it when the power goes out.
Discussion
Chickens are the ultimate store of value. All shitcoiners cannot compete with the pure economics of chickens.
I present unto you RABBITS. Their feed is often more plentiful and easier to store. They are an excellent pair with chickens as they can stay in the same spaces but do not compete at all with food.
No, rabbits are very bad. Consider the following: