ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

IF YOU HAVENT PUT ON 25 POUNDS OF MASS AND GARNERED A HOT PIECE OF FEMALE ASS IN OUR ABSCENCE

WHAT THE FUKK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR TIME?

TO MUCH PORN

NOT ENOUGH CONQUERING

WELL IF OUR SLIMEFISTING ROCKGODD MUSCLESTUDDZ KNOW ONE THING APART FROM YOUR MOTHER

IS

EVERY SECOND SHOULD BE USED TO LEVEL YOURSELF UP

NOT THE ONE ON SCREEN

PUT DOWN YOUR BULLSHIT AND PICKUP YOUR TOXIC SUPER MAXI #BITCOIN SUPER MUTANT BULL APPLICATION U BUY BITCOIN FROM

BUY $10 WORTH

THEN: GO DO BICEPS

THEN EAT MEAT

THEN WATCH A HIGH ATMOSPHERE MOVIE FOR YOUR TESTOSTERONE

THEN: SEND A FRIENDLY MESSAGE TO A GIRL THAT DOESNT UNDERTONE THAT YOURE TRYING TO FUKK HER

TRY SAYING HI AND ASKING OUT FOR A DRINK FOR NOTHING MORE THAN CONVERSATION

LAY THE FOUNDATION

THEN YOULL GET LAID

GOT IT?

GOOD!

NOW FUKK OFF