My fiat mine is in the process of completing corporate suicide. Years of nepotism-driven mismanagement and entirely mid hiring standards have let to a cascade of systemic organizational and technical failures that are draining the company's revenue expectations, which also happen to be downstream of industry-wide client budget cuts due to "economic headwinds" (as the C-level numbskulls here like to call an overdue and entirely predictable recession).

My job is fine, at the moment. Mine is the only department that has reformed itself into indispensible competence.

And I have bitcoin! If you ever need inspiration to stack, just imagine your humble horde of satoshis 1000x'ing, leaving you with a fuck-you financial fortress-of-solitude built using an asset that the same coworkers pissing their pants over losing their jobs were calking a scam less than a decade ago.