When you successfully made it to the bathroom after your morning coffee kicked in but you left your phone at your desk, so you gotta dry dookie this one

GM to all of you!

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GM☕️☕️🙏🌅Turd world problems!

LOL!!! A good morning starts with a good bowel movement

one time I said to my father that sex was overrated and pooping was wildly underrated

he said "either you're f****** wrong or I'm s******* wrong"

Life happens 😎 Hahaha. Happy Wednesday

Lol keeps things interesting, like reading the back of the shampoo bottle because you don't have your phone with you, I now know a lot more about shampoo

Think of it as a gift from the universe—first, you get a break from the online world (a chance to reflect on many things), and second, you’re learning the ins and outs of various bathroom products, haha 😆 You never know what knowledge might come in handy 😋