Kill it with fire aka format the disk and put some Linux on it.
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Iβm running Ubuntu on it
π€’ ... guess that's why I'm not using Ubuntu but Debian.
I see, it's a rootkit. Yeah, well, great ... https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/53698/detecting-and-removing-absolute-persistence-technology
Damn! I guess then I just have to buy another one laptop.
Fuck You! You led me into some rabbit hole there ... Why does your rootkit advertise its presence? Mine apparently does not. Or is it plural "do not"? π
Sir I have no idea π I got this one as a gift, and what I only done is wiped out and installed Ubuntu

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