Oh no! Then revolut and nostr:npub1yul83qxn35u607er3m7039t6rddj06qezfagfqlfw4qk5z5slrfqu8ncdu seems like a good fit
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For Bitcoin cards, I use cypto.com and uphold.com
I also earn shitcoins which I cash out there as well.
I used to use a Coinbase card, I am ashamed to say 😂
For banking I use Xapo bank in Gibraltar. They charge $140 a year, but that is rising to $1,000 for new customers, so only worth it for large sums.
Also Revolut have just become a bank in the UK (they are currently on probation). And they offer Bitcoin buy / sell on their platform in limited amounts and at high fees.