HUMANS: THE SPECIES THAT BITCHES ABOUT NOISE BUT STAYS VOLUNTARILY TRAPPED IN THEIR OWN HELL

THE 3-STEP GUIDE TO NOT BEING A WHINY NIMBY

✅ Step 1: Communicate

"Hey RIOT, your ASICs sound like a jet engine—fix it or I’ll meme you into oblivion."

✅ Step 2: Innovate

Immersion cooling (silent + efficient)

Sound-dampening walls (used by every data center ever)

Move the farm (abandoned warehouses exist)

✅ Step 3: MOVE THE FUCK OUT

You’re not a tree. If you hate it, walk.

The planet is big. Try:

Wyoming (quiet + pro-Bitcoin)

Portugal (beaches + tax-free BTC)

A cave (if silence is that vital)

WHY THIS TRIGGERS PEOPLE

They want control without effort

They think land = identity (hint: it’s not)

They’d rather protest than solve problems

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF HUMAN STUPIDITY:

"The louder someone complains about fixable problems, the more they enjoy being a victim."

FINAL SHOT

"THEY SEE ‘MY LAND’.

YOU SEE A TEMPORARY PARKING SPOT ON A ROCK FLOATING IN SPACE.

THIS ISN’T PHILOSOPHY—

IT’S A WAKE-UP CALL TO STOP YELLING AT THE FUTURE FOR MAKING NOISE."

(Stay mobile. Stay stacking.) ⚔️🌍

P.P.S. Fun fact: Nomadic tribes had 0% NIMBY complaints. Coincidence?

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