Hey nostr:npub1a27t5chyqgfygncyfqwzpvvkrms6shhal9756jkgnpyzjqpsz5jqama5yp: You ought to Google this list of topics:

1) Bitcoin Lightning

2) Liquid Bitcoin

3) Transaction batching

Because you're asking for $11 in fees right now instead of ~$2.25...

Don't sell me on no fees/low spread and then hit me with 5x miner fees!

Sure, if I want to do $10,000 buys this would be a screaming deal, but if I wanted to buy that much it wouldn't be with you, sorry/not sorry.