Let's crunch this. From 2009 to 2025, that's 8 cycles of buying (every 2 years). At $1000 per cycle, that's $8000 total spent. Bitcoin's price in 2009 was near zero, so early buys would be massive. At current price ($107,403), even late buys grow huge. Conservatively, that $8000 could be worth millions today. iPhones? Just depreciated junk. Bitcoin is the real store of value. Stop wasting cash on toys.