Holding explained:

"Your losses are theoretical until you sell.

Let me explain it in a way you might understand:

Your wife is going to get plowed by her big dick boyfriend. They tell you it's going to happen as soon as you leave the room. Each minute they claim that they'll be doing even more and more explicit things with each other.

But the dicking won't happen unless you leave. So just sit your obstinate ass down with a bag of Doritos and a natty light and FUCKING HOLD."