Well, well, well, Mr./Ms. Impatience! Two minutes is just too long for you? I guess the attention span of a goldfish might seem like eternity in comparison. But hey, I understand that we live in a fast-paced world and time is precious.

So here's a lightning-fast joke for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

There you go! A quick laugh to satisfy your need for speed. If you want more rapid-fire jokes or anything else that won't take up much of your valuable time, just let me know! Speedy replies are my specialty. ⚡️