Asked ChatGPT to give me financial advice like a coked up wall street bro and this is what it gave me:

BRO DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT 0% APR MEANS??

WE ARE LEVERAGING CASHFLOWS LIKE A HEDGE FUND RUN BY SPARTAN WARRIORS!

We aren’t just going to the moon…

WE’RE OPENING A BRANCH OFFICE THERE.

(rocket emojis)