Cheese and I taking bets on how long before my normie sister gets the iphone titty pack thing 😂. I say she'll make one around the new year, he says less than a month. #socialmediaenshittification
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Is this a new jogging phone holder thing?
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Oh no...wife was just talking about maybe getting a necklace or whatever to hold phone lolol. Saw some Asians doing this "a lot" recently while traveling. Not sure if I should share this with her. And if I do, may not share results with you ...
😂😂 it's $150 or $200 depending on the length. All I can see is blue haired old ladies with the giant passport holders and waterbottle straps 🤷♀️. The best pic was of the thing looped around the handle of a purse 🤔...it's a purse on a purse...
Huh, I'm an Asian who wears my phone on a strap. Didn't know it was a regional thing👀
Lol, I guess 🤷♀️. My phone gets buried in my purse or thrown in my pocket... But I'm turning into a grumpy old lady who hates the phone. Except for nostr-ing 😂😂
Crunchy moms here are all "do not wear your phone like that😡 the radiation will fry your ovaries 😡"
So I guess bag phone (or no phone) is the way to go if one is to err on the side of woo woo🤷
Oh definitely no phone 😂😂. Someone will always find something wrong with how you're living your life. If it's how you like to do it, screw everyone else. The absurdity of this (the price) is just a bit too much for me.
Haha yes, definitely overpriced 😂
I will march on with my $4 straps dangling my phone over my crotch🤷
I don’t think I heard anyone complaining when they were talking about SLNT bags that are basically a faraday version of this.
#plebchain

🤢 I didn't see this, but I most definitely would've complained about it 😂🤷♀️
NooOooOoooOOOOoooOOOO.
This is an EDC faraday bag to silence your phone while you’re out in the world being awesome and non-kyc.
It’s a SLING bag.
It’s not a purse.
It’s a SLING BAG.
Sling titty pack you say?
You can see how it’s badass because of those badass tattoos the model has.
I want to reiterate:
Not a purse.
It’s a SLING BAG.
Blah blah blah titty pack 😂😂😂
Here buy this $140 purse.
Nostr: No that’s gay.
Ok, it’s an EDC sling bag.
Nostr: Ok if it’s EDC
Gotta do it

$150 way to get your iPhone snatched off of your person even faster than ever! Plus, it has absolutely zero protection from RFID or EMF
lol 🤡
One of the most awful fashion trends I've seen in a while.
I mean it's not even practical at all
In a world where I pull out my phone less and less in public, I really don't get it. I take occasional food/drink/cigar pics when we're out and about, but the phone has become kind of a burden 🤷♀️
I meant that if you're going to create something that hangs off the body you might as well make it be protected from scanning. It's bad enough people still use iPhones
Titty pack thing 🤣
If not a titty pack then what? 😂🤷♀️
One of the douchiest things I’ve ever seen 🤣

I hate it so much. But I can't help but want to whip up a bunch to try and sell 🫢😈
Hear me out…second use case so easier to sell

Oooo, this I like. 😂
“This is my iPhone titty pack. There are many like it, but this one’s mine. My iPhone titty pack is my best friend. It is my life” 🤭

😂 NO
You no like 😂😂😂
I'm a grumpy old lady Node. Fashion trends make me angry because I don't understand them 😂👵. (I don't have a Stanley cup either 🤫🤭)









