my wife is going to be so thrilled in 2025 when I tell her i spent 5 years stacking sats like an obsessed meth addict & that is the reason we couldn't afford a new kitchen in 2023.

... 😬fingers crosses🤞🏼

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Hahahahaha if it all falls apart which it won't I wouldn't like to be youre nut sack 🤣🤣🤣 night Matty brother fml its 5 an here I ireland eary knowing I'm.goinh to a party immon a promise fml I'm nervous as fuck. 4 years abstaining from sex masterbation l reckon I'd filled a jam jar full of sperm you better believe I want to break free god knows l want to break free my girl lolipop you make my heart go giddy up just like riding a bike you never forget at least I hope not or a jam jar running down her leg. Why does it feel I'm about to pop cherry for a second time 😍🤢nervous its been 4 year I wish my ex was Dere tbh 😢 good morning everyone I had an almighty.

Oh Matty you I said it before should become a comedian. 🤣🤣