Oh goody. I get to do this. I've always wanted to.

Not all women. I think they're all equally gross. Dating someone young enough to be your child or, in Madonna's case grandchild, is nasty no matter what parts any of you have. Consenting adult or not, what do you have in common with someone so much younger than you? Do you give him the fuzzy peppermints from the bottom of your purse, granny? Do you whittle her a whistle from a stick, papaw? Get outta here with this mess.