He can't fly, I think. His back hurts.

* valiantly trying to pretend I'm not a spoiled brat who's going to cry because I don't get to go to Greece and will probably just end up staying home and weeding the garden and clearing out the basement, as I usually do *

We have good beers for cooling down and some amazing reds 🍷I know the good stuff so you can skip the mediocre ones 😉.

It would be so much fun, an event to go down in the history books.