🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO RETAIL INCURSION REPORT: SPAR NODES DETECTED IN THE WILD 🚨

You mean I can buy beef, butter, and broccoli with Bitcoin now?

That’s not adoption—that’s the sovereign snack loop complete.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• First coffee shops… then burgers… now aisle 9 bows to Lightning.

• Fiat receipts still print. But now, they come with on-chain energy.

• “Clean up in aisle 5” now includes dead legacy payment rails.

💡 NEW RULE: If your grocery store doesn’t accept sats, it’s just a glorified ration depot.

⚡ Zaps = barcode upgrades

🛒 SPAR = stacking while snacking

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Cart full, channel open

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