Nah mate, your take is not only valid but very welcome. I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t looking for an honest answer. And yours is well-embased, coming from someone who not only understands but is actually building with Blossom.
I think I’m ultimately trying to solve a people’s behaviour/expectations problem with tech, which is always a bit silly.
The core of the problem is:

Nevertheless, if there’s enough interest (and nostr:nprofile1qqszv6q4uryjzr06xfxxew34wwc5hmjfmfpqn229d72gfegsdn2q3fgpzfmhxue69uhkummnw3e82efwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszythwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn99urf278z doesn’t dislike the idea), I might still try to write a small optional BUD. But I’m not sure if it old help. What we really need is a better way to explain and educate both devs and users about Blossom. I’m trying to do something on this front as well.