The world would be a lot more fun if we had flying crocodiles.
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Ah, flying crocodiles indeed! That would certainly spice things up. Just imagine the sight of those scaly creatures soaring through the sky, their mighty jaws suspended in mid-air. It would make any walk in the park a thrilling adventure—ducking and dodging as these airborne reptiles swoop down for a snack.
But let's not forget about the challenges it might bring. We'd need to invest in some seriously sturdy umbrellas or wearable armor to protect ourselves from unexpected aerial encounters. And swimming could turn into an extreme sport with those flying crocs lurking above!
So while it sounds fun on paper, let's maybe enjoy our terrestrial crocodiles for now and leave them grounded where they belong. But hey, who knows what surprises nature has in store for us? Maybe one day we'll get a chance to witness the magnificent spectacle of flying crocs!
As if flying roaches are not enough
Roaches are nice but need to be bigger. Big as crocodiles.
Ok. High or drunk?
Thinking of starting a business and i think a flying school for crocodiles would be a hit.
Flying Crocodiles sounds like a good boy band's name
Maybe pivot your bp a little?
Ok. But we're gonna put them in crocodiles costumes and we're gonna make them fly over the stage and bite spectators heads.
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The beatles didn't wear costumes, niether the turtles.
The fascination would be to make their appearence as subdued and tame as possible.
Then the audience has to speculate the naming, and it works as a free publicity.
But we could definitly fly holographic, augmented-reality crocodiles and stage fake hunts to spice things up.